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Laze Kissed Speaking

Laze Kissed Speaking

April 5, 2026

The boss speaking with the secretary: “Who told you that, if I kissed you a couple of times, you have the right to laze all day long?” “My lawyer. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Mine Fewer Hitler

Mine Fewer Hitler

April 5, 2026

One of Hitler’s assistants says to him one day, “Sir, we’re mining too many useless ores. “ Hitler replies, “Well, mine less. “ A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, “Mine FEWER!” Hitler looks up and asks, “Yes?” A teacher asks the children to discuss what their fathers do for a living.

Travelers Serve Bartender

Travelers Serve Bartender

April 5, 2026

The bartender said “Sorry,we don’t serve time travelers. “ Two time travelers walk into a bar. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Yeah Dude

Yeah Dude

April 5, 2026

“Doctor, I have a problem… “ “What’s your problem?” “I pee in my sleep, every night!” “Why?” “Oh, well… Every night, a little dwarf visits me in my sleep and asks me; “Did we pee today?”. “And, that’s it? The solution is so simple. . Listen to me! If the little dwarf comes again you’re

Conversations I’ve Changed

Conversations I’ve Changed

April 5, 2026

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, “Your

Large Black Letters

Large Black Letters

April 5, 2026

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn’t told him about, he finally got enough energy to

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Giorgio Rushes

Giorgio Rushes

April 5, 2026

Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something

Bites Yes

Bites Yes

April 5, 2026

“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of

Trained Parrot

Trained Parrot

April 5, 2026

There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a

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