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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Hid Dog
April 5, 2026
A blind man and his dog walks into a bar and the blind man starts swinging hid dog around the barman says, “What are you doing?” A blind man replies, “Nothing I’m just looking around! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Thunder Strikes Drives
April 5, 2026
“My wife drives like thunder. “ “So fast?” “No, every minute she strikes a tree. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Minutes Later
April 5, 2026
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he’s afraid to wake the big guy up to
Receive Shyly Valentine’s
April 5, 2026
A boyfriend asks his girlfriend: “What gift would you like to receive during St. Valentine’s Day?” “Well, I don’t know” she answers shyly. “OK, I ‘ll give you another year to think about it…” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Martial Arts
April 5, 2026
A guy is sitting in a bar and turns to the Asian guy next to him and asks: “Hey do you know, Tae Kwon Do, Jiu Jitsu, Kung Fu or any of that sh*t?” Offended, the Asian man replies: “What do you think that just because I’m Asian I know martial arts?” The man replies:
Strong Enough
April 5, 2026
Patient: “Doctor, I am feeling much better now. Please give me your bill. “ Doctor: “Be calm. You are not strong enough for this yet. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a