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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh

Can’t Count

Can’t Count

April 5, 2026

Margaret was cheating on her husband with another man when they heard a noise on the stairs. “Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?” “Just stay in bed with me. He’s probably so drunk, he’s not going to notice you. “ Sure enough, Margaret’s husband crawled into bed, but

Wife’s Habit

Wife’s Habit

April 5, 2026

A man is telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife’s habit of staying up until 5 in the morning. “ “What is she doing?”, the pal asks. “Waiting for me to get home. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Bitter Quarrel

Bitter Quarrel

April 5, 2026

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever” “Yeah?” she replies. “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Husband – Stiff

Football Team

Football Team

April 5, 2026

A Catholic, a Baptist and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. “I have four boys and my wife is expecting another, “says the Catholic. “One more son, and I’ll have a basketball team, “ “That’s nothing, “says the Baptist. “I have 10 boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another

Disability Pension

Disability Pension

April 5, 2026

Levy went to Medical Insurance to apply for his pension. The woman behind the bench asked for his driving license to verify his age, but he had left his wallet home. He said to her that he had to go home and return later. The woman said: “Unbuckle your shirt. “ And so he did,

She’s Pregnant

She’s Pregnant

April 5, 2026

Wife: “Every sunday you go fishing, right?” Husband: “Yeah… Why?” Wife: “Today the fish came here and told she’s pregnant. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light