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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Parrot Piped
April 5, 2026
A parrot was in a cage in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg. A man walked in looking to buy a pet, so the shopkeeper came over and started to try and sell him a dog when the man noticed the parrot. He asked what the strings were for and the
Utter Disbelief
April 5, 2026
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine. “ His second friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair
Cat Scan
April 5, 2026
A woman took her dog to the vet. She said, “I think my dog is dead”. The doctor laid the dog on the table and reached down and took a cat out of a box. The cat walked all over the dog and the dog didn’t move. “Yes, your dog is dead, “says the doctor.
Last Names
April 5, 2026
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under “Number of children, “she wrote “10, “and where it said “List names of children, “she wrote “Leroy. “ When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: “Now here, where it says “List names of children, “you’re supposed to
Vanilla Ice Cream
April 5, 2026
A Penguin is driving down the street when suddenly his car breaks down in the hot desert. He calls a towing service and takes it to the nearest shop in some small town he’s never been in. Mechanic tells him it’s going to be awhile. The penguin says, “No problem. I’ll just go across the
Gorilla Picked
April 5, 2026
While standing in front of the gorilla’s cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless. When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that
Treding Jokes
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light