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The Second Opinion – Burns Disgusted
April 5, 2026
Dr. Burns was disgusted when Frank staggered into his office thoroughly inebriated. He looked at him severely. “What happened, Frank? I thought we were going to lick this problem by cutting you down to just two drinks a day. “ Frank dragged a finger across his chest. “Cross my heart, doc, I did as you
Play Hockey
April 5, 2026
While giving a physical the doctor noticed that his patient’s shins were covered with dark bruises. “Tell me, “said the doctor, “do you play hockey or soccer?” “Neither, “said the man. “My wife and I play bridge. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Questions Occupation Homemaker
April 5, 2026
A young woman greeted the census taker. “Good morning, “said the caller, “I’m taking the census and I’d like to ask you a few questions. Occupation?” “Homemaker, “replied the woman. “Husband’s occupation?” “Manufacturer. “ “Children?” “No, “said the woman. “Dresses. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it
Splendid Exclaimed
April 5, 2026
A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, “May I please see your permit?” “I don’t have one, “confessed the musician. “In that case, you’ll have to accompany me. “ “Splendid!” exclaimed the musician. “What shall we sing?” This joke is
Fifth Surgeon Shut
April 5, 2026
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered. “ The second said, “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in
Difference Between Misfortune
April 5, 2026
Two philosophers were sitting at a restaurant, discussing whether or not there was a difference between misfortune and disaster. “There is most certainly a difference, “said one. “If the cook suddenly died and we couldn’t have our dinner that would be a misfortune, but certainly not a disaster. On the other hand, if a cruise
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light