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Aren’t Married John

Aren’t Married John

April 5, 2026

Sitting in the bar George asks his 40-year-old friend John, “How come you aren’t married?” John replies, “I haven’t found the right woman yet. “ “So what are you looking for?” “Oh, she’s got to be real pretty, a good cook, and house keeper. She’s got to know how to handle money, have a nice

Boxed Puzzle

Boxed Puzzle

April 5, 2026

Four young ladies are ordering a few rounds of drinks. Each time they get up, they toast and say, “14 weeks!”, then they down their drinks. The bartender finally asks the ladies, “What’s the deal?” One says, “Well, we bought a boxed puzzle. It said ‘two to six years,’ and we did it in 14

Leader Answers I’d

Leader Answers I’d

April 5, 2026

A spiritual leader asked his pupils if they saw a $20 bill and a $100 bill on the floor which one they’d pick up. Nobody answers but finally one guy meekly blurts out, “$100. “ The spiritual leader simply says, “I see. “ After a small pause,one of his pupils asks him, “Which one would

John Paused

John Paused

April 5, 2026

A couple attended marriage counseling to resolve communication problems. The fighting and bickering during the session was so bad the counselor called for a timeout and told them he was ending the session early but had an assignment for the husband. “John, “the marriage counselor said, “you’re an athletic guy… Here’s what I want you

Parked Across

Parked Across

April 5, 2026

The dumb girl drove to the shopping mall and found a parking spot which had a sign that read, “1 Hour Only, “ She wanted two hours to shop, so she parked across two spaces. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Dentist Perfect

Dentist Perfect

April 5, 2026

A man went into a dentist and asked “How much will it cost to have teeth taken out?” . “$90” said the dentist. “That’s ridiculous, “said the man. “I could lose the anesthetic and it would cost $60”. ” That’s still too expensive, “said the man. ” “If I don’t use any anesthesia I could

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light