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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh

Enough Water

Enough Water

April 5, 2026

A man was feeling terribly out of sorts and decided to go to the doctor so he made an appointment and showed up the next day. After the doctor examined the man,he invited him into his office for the consultation. The doctor came into the room with three different bottles of pills. The doctor told

Can’t Stop

Can’t Stop

April 5, 2026

“Doctor, Doctor, You’ve got to help me – I just can’t stop my hands shaking!” “Do you drink a lot?” “Not really – I usually spill most of it!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Soft Voice Well

Soft Voice Well

April 5, 2026

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. “You know, love” she says, “I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is wrinkled, and my body isn’t what it used to be. “

She’s Beautiful Isn’t

She’s Beautiful Isn’t

April 5, 2026

The guy sitting next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?” I said, “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my girlfriend!” He said, “Why? Is she a stunner?” I said, “No, she’s an optician!” This joke is included in the Black Book

Insulted Letter Jessie

Insulted Letter Jessie

April 5, 2026

The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. “I’ve been insulted, “she sobbed. “Your mother insulted me. “ “My mother!” he exclaimed. “Did she call you?” “No, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it. “ He looked stern, “I see, and where does the

Different Surgeon

Different Surgeon

April 5, 2026

A surgeon was checking on a patient who had a hernia operation three days before. The doctor asked the man why he had not gotten out of bed. “I hurt, “the man said. “You don’t know how it feels. “ “I know exactly how it feels, “the doctor said. “I had the same procedure last

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Chinese Proverb

Chinese Proverb

April 5, 2026

James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light