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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Next Baby
April 5, 2026
After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. “I’m busy, “he said, “I’ll do the next one. “ The next time came around and she asked again. The husband looked puzzled. “Oh! I didn’t mean the next diaper. I meant the
Bus Driver
April 5, 2026
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ”Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen! ” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ”The driver just insulted me! ” The man says: ”You go up
Pet Shop
April 5, 2026
A not so bright young lady in the pet shop asks about buying a goldfish. The salesperson asked if she needed an aquarium. Her reply was, “I don’t care what sign it is. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Lady Frowned
April 5, 2026
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, “Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sex drive. “ The doctor smiled and said, “Have you tried to
Where Lawyers Come From – Day Fishing
April 5, 2026
One day, a man was fishing on a dock across from a hotel in the country, when another man came and sat down. By way of conversation, the man asked the other what he was doing there. “I’m on a honeymoon. “ “Oh. Shouldn’t you be having sex with your wife?” “Well, I would be.
Empty Glasses
April 5, 2026
Waiter: I see your glass is empty, would you like another one? Client: Why would I want two empty glasses? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Chinese Proverb
April 5, 2026
James was sitting in a Chinese restaurant when it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: “You all need to start clapping!” “What a weirdo, “James thought. Anyway everyone started to clap and the lights came on! James said: “How did that happen?” The waiter replied: “Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light