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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Name You’ll Need
April 5, 2026
Two old friends met by chance on the street. After chatting for some time, one said to the other, “I’m terribly sorry, but I’ve forgotten your name. You’ll need to tell me. “ The other stared at him thoughtfully for a long time, then replied, “How soon do you need to know? This joke is
Halftime Switch Sides
April 5, 2026
A man farts in bed next to his wife. His wife asks, “What in the world was that?” He replies, “Touchdown. I’m winning, seven nothing. “ She decides to get even, so she lets one loose. He yells at her, “What was that?” She replies, “Touchdown, tie score. “ He wants to get her back,
Well Next
April 5, 2026
Wife: I have blisters on my hands from using the broom all day. Husband: Well next time take the car then silly. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Ophthalmologist Mirror Notice
April 5, 2026
Doctor, “the man said to his ophthalmologist, “I was looking in the mirror this morning, and I notice that one of my eyes is different from the other!” “Oh”? Replied the doctor “Which one?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Latex Glove Factory
April 5, 2026
A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a latex glove factory . “Workers stick their hands in melted latex and then dip their hands in a vat of cooling water to solidify the latex. The glove is then thrown in a finished products box. “ His colleagues are disgusted by the
Prescription Tablets
April 5, 2026
A man brought some prescription tablets and started cutting off the edges. This is because he wanted to avoid the side effects. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a