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Joke

April 5, 2026

Patient goes to the Doctor, and the doctor starts looking at him… “Good, good, good…” “Doctor, what’s good?” “Good that I don’t have what you have… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Between Friends

Between Friends

April 5, 2026

Between friends: “I saw the doctor today about my loss of memory. “ “What did he do?” “He made me pay him in advance. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Cool Place

Cool Place

April 5, 2026

Doctor to the patient: “Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?” Patient: “Yes, sir. But I did not drink it. “ Doctor: “Why?” Patient “Because it is written on the label: ‘Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place. ‘“ This joke is included in the Black

Within Limits

Within Limits

April 5, 2026

The attorney tells the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news. “ “What’s the bad news?” asks the accused. “The bad news is, your blood is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it. “ “What’s the good news?” “Your cholesterol is within limits. “ This joke

Dilemma Hey Jill

Dilemma Hey Jill

April 5, 2026

A boss has to fire one of the two workers, Jack and Jill. However, Both Jack and Jill are skilled workers and he is finding it really, really difficult to pick. So after their shifts, Jack goes home before Jill does, and the boss goes over to Jill just before she gets into her car.

Bed Innkeeper

Bed Innkeeper

April 5, 2026

Innkeeper: “The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own bed. “ Guest: “I’ll make my own bed. “ Innkeeper: “Good. I’ll get you some nails and wood. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

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Giorgio Rushes

Giorgio Rushes

April 5, 2026

Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something

Bites Yes

Bites Yes

April 5, 2026

“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of

Trained Parrot

Trained Parrot

April 5, 2026

There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a

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