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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Half Dressed Redneck
April 5, 2026
Half dressed redneck couple sitting on a couch watching the news on TV with man’s arm around the woman. The man says “Lookit them homo-sekshuls are ruining the sanctity of our institution. “We oughta go to San Francisco just to show them liberals that marriage means one man, one woman. “ “Right, Darlin. “ The
Crowded Local Bar
April 5, 2026
A man walks into a crowded local bar brandishing a revolver yelling “Who’s been screwing my wife?” A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, “You don’t have enough ammo, mate!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Cotton Balls
April 5, 2026
A man walks into a pharmacy and tells the salesgirl that he’s looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls on the counter. The salesgirl says, confused, “Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons
Bigger Breasts
April 5, 2026
A couple has been married for many years, and one day the man tells his wife that he wishes she had bigger breasts. “But how am I going to get bigger breasts?” she asks. “That’s simple. “he says, “Just rub your breasts with toilet paper every day. “ “And that would do it?” the surprised
Pushes Natalie Away
April 5, 2026
Every night while Dave is having dinner with his wife, Natalie goes to the bedroom, turns off the light and makes out with Dave’s friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubts and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window.
Add Excitement Honey
April 5, 2026
One man’s marriage has gotten a bit dull, so he asks a friend if he has any ideas on how to add some excitement back to the marriage. “Well, “his friend says, “you can always have an affair. “ “I can’t do that! I will always be faithful to her. “the troubled man replies. “If
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a