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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Clumsy Bitch
April 5, 2026
A husband and wife sleep in separate twin beds. One night he asks his wife to come over to his bed to fool around. As the wife gets up to walk over to his bed, she trips over the carpet and falls flat on her face. The husband looks up concerned and says, “Oh did
Goodbye Shorty
April 5, 2026
This couple had been going out together for quite a while and was thinking about getting married. They finally decided to spend a night in a motel to see if they were sexually compatible. The next morning he dropped her off at her apartment and he said, “So long, Lucy. “ She said, “Goodbye, Shorty.
Both Women Exclaim
April 5, 2026
Three women sit in a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, “Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn’t there!” “I know!” The next woman says, “Last night my husband said he was going to his brother’s house, but when
Taxi Straight Word
April 5, 2026
Wife to husband: “One more word and I’m going straight back to mother!” Husband: “Taxi! !” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Friend Tom
April 5, 2026
Mark was passing by the bar on the way home from work when he saw his good friend Tom gulping down one shot after another. Fearing the worst, Mark charged into the bar and confronted Tom. “Tom what’s going on?” Mark asked. “It’s my wife Beckie, “ Tom replied. “She ran off with my best
Quantum Physics Theory
April 5, 2026
Two students talk. “What are you reading?” “Quantum physics theory book. “ “But why are you reading it upside-down?” “It makes no difference anyway. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a