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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Wrong Finger
April 5, 2026
Husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Wife: Because I married the wrong man! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Bumps Bruises Complains
April 5, 2026
A woman came to a doctor, with bumps and bruises all over her body. The woman complains that it was her husband, who beat her. Doctor says in surprise: “I thought your husband was out of town. “ “So did I… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order
Argue Forget
April 5, 2026
Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’ Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’ Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue. Forget it.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Dates Grow
April 5, 2026
The teacher asks the class: “Where do apples grow?” Smart Samantha answers: “On apple trees. “ The teacher asks the class: “Where do pears grow?” Clever James answers: “On pear trees. “ The teacher asks the class: “Where do dates grow?” The class is silent. Little Johnny raises his hand and says: “On calendars?” This
Policeman Well
April 5, 2026
A group of kindergarten children were on a class outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the ten most wanted men. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. “Yes, “answered the policeman. “Well,
George Washington
April 5, 2026
During history class the teacher was discussing George Washington. “George Washington, not only did he chop down his cherry tree, “the teacher explained, “but he also admitted to doing it. Does anyone know why his father did not punish him? “ After a few minutes of silence Little Johnny answered, “Maybe because George still had
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a