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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Baby Giraffe
April 5, 2026
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a baby giraffe sitting next to him. “Are you a baby giraffe?” asked the man, surprised. “Yes. “ “What are you doing at the movies?” The giraffe replied, “Well, I liked the book. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You
Strawberries Answered
April 5, 2026
Little Johnny was playing in his yard when his next door neighbor drove by pulling a trailer. He asked what the neighbor had in the trailer. “Manure, “the neighbor replied. “What are you going to do with it?” asked Little Johnny “Put it on my strawberries, “answered the farmer. Little Johnny replied, “You ought to
Teacher Twelve
April 5, 2026
Teacher: How many seconds are there in a year? Little Johnny: Twelve. Teacher: Twelve? Are you sure? Little Johnny: Yes. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd… This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
She’ll Order
April 5, 2026
A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The waiter approaches the table to take their order. “I’ll have your biggest, juiciest steak, “says the husband. “But sir, what about the mad cow?” asks the waiter. “Oh, “says the husband, “she’ll order for herself. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes.
Didn’t Believe
April 5, 2026
Man: You’ve brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn’t believe in Hell. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Women Noticed Lucy
April 5, 2026
There were three women who always hung their laundry out in the backyard. Two of the women noticed Lucy never had her laundry out on days that it rained. One day, they were all out in the backyard putting their clothes on the line when one of the women said to Lucy, “How come when
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a