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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Behavior Reminds
April 5, 2026
Teacher: Your behavior reminds me of the square root of 2? Student: Why? Teacher: Because it’s’ completely irrational. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Parallel Lines
April 5, 2026
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Student Okay I’ve
April 5, 2026
Student: “What’s infinity? “ Math Teacher: “Think of a number”. Student: “Okay, I’ve got one. “ Teacher:” Good. That’s not it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Phone Belongs
April 5, 2026
A cell phone rings in a full mens locker room, the man answers the phone He puts it on the speaker. Man: “Hello!” Woman: “Hi honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” Man: “Yes. “ Woman: “I’m at the mall and I just saw this beautiful leather coat and it’s only $2,000, can I
You’ll Marry
April 5, 2026
A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, “I’ve found the girl that I’m gonna marry! And she’s a virgin!” Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. “There’s no way you’ll marry that girl! If she aint’ good enough for her own family, she ain’t good enough for ours. “ This joke
Bank Robber
April 5, 2026
A bank robber wanted to keep his identity secret, but didn’t wear a balaclava. He told all in the bank not to look at him or he would shoot them. One foolhardy customer sneaked a look, and the robber promptly shot him. The robber asked if anyone else had seen his face. One customer, gazing
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a