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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Difficult Birth
April 5, 2026
“Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, because the stork that brought your baby brother bit her by accident. “ “Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can
Johnny Puzzled
April 5, 2026
Little Johnny asks, “Mommy, where do babies come from?” His mother replies, “The stork brings them. “ Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, “Then who fucks the stork?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Even Wear Panties
April 5, 2026
A wife goes on a retreat for work. When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her. Furious, she questions her husband. The husband says, “I have no idea where they came from, I don’t do the laundry!” So, the wife goes to the maid and
Middle Name
April 5, 2026
A kid asks his mom why his sisters’ middle name is Paris? “Because that’s where we conceived her. “ “Next, I was going to ask why my middle name is Chevy but now I know why. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Roberts Sorry
April 5, 2026
Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven’t done?” Mrs Roberts is shocked, “Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair!” Little Johnny is relieved, “OK Mrs Roberts, sorry, I haven’t done my homework. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can
Wild Card Johnny
April 5, 2026
Little Johnny walks in on his parents having sex and asks, “What are you doing?” His father says, “We’re playing cards, and your mother is my wild card. “ A week later, Little Johnny walks in on his father masturbating. He asks, “What are you doing?” His father says, “I’m playing cards. “ “Where’s your
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a