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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Gold Coins
April 5, 2026
Brian was digging in our garden when he found a chest full of gold coins. He was about to run straight home to tell his wife about it, but then remembered why he was digging in their garden. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Convicted Murderer
April 5, 2026
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Do you have any last requests?” “Yes, “replies the murderer. “Can you please hold my hand? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Days Ago Jack’s
April 5, 2026
Few days ago, Jack’s wife asked him to pass her lipstick, but he accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to him. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Cousins Okay Sorry
April 5, 2026
Man: I’m so sorry the marriage didn’t work out. Woman: It’s okay, we can still be cousins. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Ordering Prepare Chicken
April 5, 2026
When ordering food at a new restaurant, a woman asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken. “Nothing special, “he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Taken Until You’ve
April 5, 2026
Marie had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went. “Pretty well I think, “replied Marie. “But if I go to work there, I won’t get a vacation unless I’m married. “ Her mother, of course, had never heard of such a thing and asked, “Is that
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a