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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Those Whose Babies
April 5, 2026
The nurse told the parents of a newly born child, “You have a cute baby. “ The smiling husband said, “I bet you say that to all new parents. “ “No, “she replied, “just to those whose babies really are good-looking. “ The husband again asked “So what do you say to the others?” The
Surprised Salesman
April 5, 2026
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen. “ The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains. “ And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!” This joke is included in the
Church Halfway Through
April 5, 2026
One Sunday morning,a little girl and her mother go to church. Halfway through, the little girl tells her mother she’s going to be sick. Her mother tells her to go in the bushes behind the church. The girl leaves and comes back after about five minutes. Her mother asks her if she threw up. “Yes,
Bar Each
April 5, 2026
Six mates were seated at the bar, each trying to impress one another with the size of their dicks. The bragging went on for almost an hour, and the bartender got tired of hearing about cocks, so he said, “Let’s put an end to all this crap and find out who’s lying and who isn’t.
Gay Bar
April 5, 2026
Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other, “Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Tennis Elbow
April 5, 2026
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drugstore that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. “Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a