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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Bartender Shots
April 5, 2026
There was this man who walked into a bar and said to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, “What’s the matter?” The man says, “I found out my brother is gay and is marrying my best friend. “ The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.
Sailor Catches
April 5, 2026
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, “In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands. “ The Marine replies, “In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!” This joke
Seashell Thigh Tattoo
April 5, 2026
Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a seashell on my thigh can you hear the ocean? Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Bar Stool
April 5, 2026
There were three women sitting at a bar, talking about how loose they were. One woman said that her husband could fit his arm in up to his elbow. The next woman said her man could fit his leg in up to his knee. The last woman just slid over the bar stool. This joke
Johny Met
April 5, 2026
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful. As he met her, he told her only: “Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years. “ Ann took a look at his pants and said: “I know that you ́re pleased. “ This joke
Dead Woman’s Vagina
April 5, 2026
There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one guy said, “Hey man there is a woman in there with a shrimp in her vagina!” The other asked, “What is a shrimp doing a dead woman’s vagina? Let me go see. “ Both of them went into the room with the woman,
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a