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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Clothes Officer Well
April 5, 2026
Officer:”Madam, swimming is prohibited in this lake. “ Lady:”Why didn’t you tell me when I was removing my clothes?” Officer:”Well, that’s not prohibited. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Those Doctors
April 5, 2026
A doctor from the inner city was conversing with an old friend from med school at a cafe when he said, “Man, can I tell you something?” His friend nods. “Sure. “ “Okay, so the other day I had this one really hot, foreign patient, and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about her
Gas Station Attendant
April 5, 2026
There was this old woman who heard a song called “Two Lips and Seven Kisses. “ She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. While dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asked, “Do you have “Two Lips and Seven Kisses?”
Jewish Rye Bread
April 5, 2026
A young fellow went to a Jewish Doctor and told the doctor he was worried because he could not get an erection. Whereupon the doctor told him to eat Jewish Rye Bread. So on his way home, the young man stopped a Jewish Bakery and asked for 25 Loaves of Rye Bread. The Baker said
Hand Onto
April 5, 2026
This couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any s*xual advances because of his tiny organ. Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car. While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand
I’ve Persuaded
April 5, 2026
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking. “ “Really, “said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. “What is it?” “Back to back. “ “But that’s crazy. We can’t do anything back to back. “ “Yes we can. I’ve
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a