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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Wife’s Life
April 5, 2026
Man gives blood to save his wife’s life. Few months later they divorced. Husband says to his wife, “I want my blood back, you bitch!” Wife throws the tampon at him and says, “I will pay you back monthly, you bastard. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order
Damn Swore
April 5, 2026
A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motorbike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a gang of muggers. They searched them and took the guy’s wallet, his watch and the motorbike but couldn’t find any jewelry from the girl. When the muggers had gone,
Finished Frank
April 5, 2026
After working together for a while, Frank and Jane’s office romance blossomed and they really developed the hots for each other. One day,they seize the opportunity to sneak into a supply closet to consummate their lust. Frank finds Jane very tight and difficult to enter, but finally succeeds. When they are finished, Frank says to
Job Myself
April 5, 2026
Wife says to husband, “You make love like you decorate. “ Husband replies, “What do you mean – very slow and professional?” “No, “she replies, “I have to finish the job myself. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Hairy Chest Cecil
April 5, 2026
Two gays Rupert and Cecil are lying in bed together Rupert starts rubbing vaseline on his chest. Cecil ask, “What you doing?” Rupert said, “I read that vaseline stimulates hair growth and I want a hairy chest. Cecil said, “Don’t be fucking stupid, if that was true I would have a ponytail sticking out of
Titties Dry
April 5, 2026
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman comes out of the bathroom completely naked and looks at her husband who is already in bed. She says, “Honey, 50 years ago tonight, when I came out of the bathroom with no clothes on, what were you thinking?” He said,
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a