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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Redhead Touches
April 5, 2026
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are riding in an elevator, when they see a small puddle in the corner. The brunette looks at it. “That’s definitely cum, “she says. The redhead touches it. “That’s definitely cum, “she says. The blonde takes a little taste. “That’s definitely cum, but nobody in our building. “
Intelligence Cause Mine
April 5, 2026
A little boy went up to his father and asked: “Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?” The father replied. “Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Sperm Bank Vault
April 5, 2026
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says, “But sir, it’s just a sperm bank!” “I don’t care, open it now!” he replies. So she opens the door to the
Goony Bird
April 5, 2026
After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband’s attention, he’d just shrug her off with some bored comment. This went on
Naked Women I’d
April 5, 2026
Two boys go into a forest and walk around. Suddenly they see a naked woman, then one of the boys runs away. The other chases after him. The boy asked “Why did u run away?” The other said “My mom told me if i saw a naked women i’d turn to stone, i already felt
Breast Fed
April 5, 2026
A woman and baby are in the doctor’s surgery, the doc is concerned about the baby’s weight, “Is he bottle fed or breast fed? The woman replies, “Breast fed. “ The doc gets her to strip down to her waist so he can examine her breasts. He pinches her nipples and sucks and rubs both
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a