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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Period Reported Johnnie
April 5, 2026
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he
Prayers God Bless
April 5, 2026
One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers “God bless Mommy, Daddy and Grammy. Goodbye Grandpa. “ Well, the father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot about it. The next day, the Grandfather died. A month later the father heard his son saying prayers again: “God bless Mommy. God bless Daddy.
Baby Brother
April 5, 2026
A small boy was awoken in the middle of the night by strange noises from his parents’ room, and he decided to investigate. As he entered their bedroom, he was shocked to see his mom and dad shagging for all they were worth. “Dad!” he shouted. “What are you doing?” “It’s ok, “his father replied.
Cautious Bite
April 5, 2026
Deer Hunter, a sportsman, and father of 3 sons, was anxious to share his latest kill with his family for Sunday dinner. He didn’t want his sons to refuse tasting the delicious venison, so he sat the boys down to dinner without telling them what the meat was they were about to eat. “Oh come
Lowest Common Denominator
April 5, 2026
“Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?” “Don’t tell me that they haven’t found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
I’ve Lost
April 5, 2026
Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!” The policeman said, “What’s he like?” Little Johnny replied, “Beer and women!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a