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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Dog’s Leash
April 5, 2026
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: “I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go. “ “But how do you
Responds Yes
April 5, 2026
Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, “Do you recall your worst day last year?” The other responds, “Yes, the day I had diarrhea!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Chimpanzee Doesn’t Understand
April 5, 2026
Little Billy looks at the chimpanzees from the zoo. “Mama, little Billy shouts, this monkey looks like our neighbor, Mr. Danny. “ “Billy, it’s not polite to talk like that!” “Why? The chimpanzee doesn’t understand…” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Pound Deer Either
April 5, 2026
A deer hunter who was an atheist was out in the woods when suddenly a 1,000-pound deer stepped out. “Good God!” exclaimed the hunter. Suddenly, a voice from Heaven said, “I thought you don’t believe in me. “ The hunter replied, “Up until now I didn’t believe in 1,000-pound deer either. “ This joke is
Pawn Shop Gold
April 5, 2026
A Gypsy catches a goldfish. The goldfish says: “Let me go and I will grant you one wish. “ The Gypsy says: “No way, I’ll take you to the pawn shop – gold is gold. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Ear Hey
April 5, 2026
A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. Everytime the man moved close to the sheep, his dog would snarl and growl at him. One day while walking the island he discovered a lovely naked lady who also had just become marooned. “Finally, some
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a