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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Frog Home Fed
April 5, 2026
One day, a priest was walking through a forest, when he came upon a pond. On the pond was a lily-pad, and on the lily-pad was the saddest frog the priest had ever seen! “Dear frog, “the priest asked, “what is the matter? Why’re you so sad?” “Well, “said the frog, “I was not always
Black Men
April 5, 2026
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says “Show me it’s true what they say about black men”. So he stabs her and takes her purse. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Losing Loud Closer
April 5, 2026
An old man is afraid that his wife is losing her hearing. So, he walks up right to her ear and asks, “Can you hear me?” She didn’t answer. He walked up closer and asked again. But there was no answer. Finally he asked her one more time really loud and his wife said, “for
Bear Aims
April 5, 2026
A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty 22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A moment later, the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, “No one shoots
Sexual Pleasures
April 5, 2026
An old man who loves to fish, was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up. “ He looked around and couldn’t see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, “Pick me up. “ He looked in the water and
Bull Hell
April 5, 2026
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch. First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows. “ Second Bull: “I’ve been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I’m keeping all my cows. “ Third Bull: “I’ve
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a