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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Football Fan
April 5, 2026
A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t excited about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” asks the teacher. “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too, “says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason, “says the teacher. “What if your parents were dumb
Different Adults Apologized
April 5, 2026
During a sermon one Sunday, the pastor heard two teenage girls in the back giggling and disturbing people. He interrupted his sermon and announced sternly, “There are two of you here who have not heard a word I’ve said. “ That quieted them down. When the service was over, he went to greet people at
Jesus Born
April 5, 2026
A pastor asked his Bible class, “Why was Jesus born in Bethlehem?” A student replied, “Because his mother was there. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Prof’s Notation God
April 5, 2026
During a Christmas exam, one of the questions was: What causes depression? One of the students wrote: “God knows! I don’t. Merry Christmas!” The exam paper came back with the prof’s notation: “God gets 100. You get zero. Happy New Year. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order
Combination Lock
April 5, 2026
The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn’t quite remember it. Finally she went to the pastor’s study and asked for help. The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial. After the first two numbers
Pink Cloud
April 5, 2026
Mary, Anna, and Tess died and went to heaven. God warned them, “Do whatever you want, but don’t step on the pink clouds. “ One day, Mary decided to go for a walk. When she came back, there was an ugly man next to her. Anna and Tess asked, “Where’d you get that ugly man?”
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a