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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Cough Medicine
April 5, 2026
Doctor: Are you still taking the cough medicine I gave you? Patient: No, I tasted it and decided I’d rather have the cough. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Yells I’ll
April 5, 2026
Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live together. One night the 96-year-0ld draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. “Was I getting in the tub or out?” she yells. The 94-year-old hollers back, “I don’t know, I’ll come up to see. “She starts up the stairs and stops. She shouts, “Was
Happen Teen
April 5, 2026
A teen goes and sees a psychiatrist. Teen: I tend to over-exaggerate things. Psychiatrist: How many times does this happen? Teen: Over a bazillion times. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
I’ve Lived Alone
April 5, 2026
An elderly spinster called the lawyer’s office and told the receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about having a will prepared. The receptionist suggested they set up an appointment for a convenient time for the spinster to come into the office. The woman replied, “You must understand, I’ve lived alone all my life, I
Enemy’s Eyes Judge
April 5, 2026
Lawyer: “Is it a crime to throw sodium in your enemy’s eyes?” Judge: “Yes, that’s assault. “ Lawyer: “I know it’s a salt but is it a crime?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Isn’t Faithful
April 5, 2026
A local lawyer was sitting in his office the other morning when a beautiful young lady walked in. Without any preliminaries she said she wanted a divorce. “On what grounds?” asked the lawyer. “I don’t think he is faithful to me, “she replied. “And what makes you think he isn’t faithful?” asked the lawyer. “Well,
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a