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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Squadron Leader Holler
April 5, 2026
A tail gunner was being court-martialed. “What did you hear in your headset?” demanded a superior officer. “Well, “replied the airman. “I heard my squadron leader holler, ‘Enemy planes at 5 o’clock!” “What action did you take?’ persisted another officer. “Why, sir, “replied the gunner, “I just sat back and waited. It was only 4:30.
Jealousy Answered Pete
April 5, 2026
Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job. “ Why did the foreman fire you?” the friend asked in surprise. “Oh, “Peter said, “you know how foremen are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work. “ “We all know that, “replied his friend. “But why
Lost Balls Yes
April 5, 2026
Are you my caddie? asked the golfer. “Yes, sir, “replied the lad. “And you are good at finding lost balls?” “Yes, sir. “ “Right then. Find one and let’s start the game. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Wrote Pinocchio
April 5, 2026
A sailor was swallowed by a whale and lived to tell the tale. When asked by a reporter what the scariest part was he answered, “The graffiti… someone wrote ‘Pinocchio was here. ‘“ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Teacher Bark Tommy
April 5, 2026
Teacher: “What’s the outside layer of a tree called, Tommy?” Tommy: “Don’t Know. “ Teacher: “Bark, Tommy. “ Tommy: “Woof, Woof. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Jean Paul
April 5, 2026
A Cajun named, Jean Paul, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer named Ben for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, Ben drove up and said, “Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died. “ “Well, then, just give me the
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a