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Tennis Ball

Tennis Ball

April 5, 2026

A tennis ball walks into a bar. The barman says, “Have you been served?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Golf Clubs

Golf Clubs

April 5, 2026

A fellow charged with robbing a sporting-goods store asked a lawyer to defend him. “I will take your case, “the lawyer said, “If you will assure me of two things: that you are innocent, and that you will pay me $1600. “ The client thought for a moment, then said, “Will you do it for

Constant Fear

Constant Fear

April 5, 2026

Melvin threw a boomerang a few years ago. He now lives in constant fear. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

State May Appoint

State May Appoint

April 5, 2026

Judge: “Are you defending yourself?” Defendant: “Yes, your Honor. “ Judge: “You know that if you cannot afford it, the State may appoint you a lawyer. “ Defendant: “I know, your Honor, but I don’t want one. I plan to tell the truth. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You

Reads Jack’s Last

Reads Jack’s Last

April 5, 2026

Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads Jack’s last will and testament: “To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and one million dollars. To my son Barry, I leave my big Lexus and the Jaguar. To my daughter Suzy, I leave my yacht and

Terrible Discharge

Terrible Discharge

April 5, 2026

Girl visits her doctor and tells him she has a terrible discharge. “Ok, take your knickers off and let’s check it out, “he says. She drops her knickers and the doctor has a feel around. He says “How does that feel? “ She says “Absolutely wonderful but the discharge is from my ear”. This joke

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Giorgio Rushes

Giorgio Rushes

April 5, 2026

Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something

Bites Yes

Bites Yes

April 5, 2026

“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of

Trained Parrot

Trained Parrot

April 5, 2026

There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a

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