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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Guardian Angel
April 5, 2026
A wife concerned with her husband’s driving said; “Dear, aren’t you driving a little too fast?” Her husband replied; “Don’t you believe in a guardian angel? He will take care of us. “ His wife said: “Yes, I do. But I am afraid we left him miles back!” This joke is included in the Black
Well I’ve Added
April 5, 2026
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says, “What the hell is that all about?” The farmer says, “We had a fire in the chicken coop and all his feathers got signed off, so the wife made him some clothes
Electric Harry
April 5, 2026
Harry and Esther are out shopping one morning when Esther says, “Darling, it’s my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She said she would like something electric. “ Harry replies, “How about a chair?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Words Without
April 5, 2026
Joe’s dad scolded him for breaking a neighbor’s window with a baseball. “What did he say to you when you broke his window?” asked the father. “Do you want to hear what he said with or without the bad words?” “Without, of course. “ “Well, then, he said nothing. “ This joke is included in
Black Eye
April 5, 2026
One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her backyard and went to investigate. The next thing she knew she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold. An officer was sent to her house to investigate and he returned one hour
Pasture Jake Sees
April 5, 2026
Two rednecks, Jake and Bubba, were walking through a pasture. Jake sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Bubba “I’m gonna get me some of that”! Jake goes over and sticks the sheep’s back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep. He
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a