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Far Away Hello

Far Away Hello

April 5, 2026

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man’s head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet. “Hello?” she cried, but no answer. “Is there anyone here?” she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain

I’ve Lost Pounds – Young Visiting

I’ve Lost Pounds – Young Visiting

April 5, 2026

A young woman is visiting her parents. While helping her mother fix dinner, she opens the refrigerator. On the inside of the door, she sees a sexy picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built young woman. “What’s this about, Mom?” she asks. “Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat, “the

Alright Which

Alright Which

April 5, 2026

An egg and a chicken sit in a doctor’s waiting room. A nurse walks out of the office and asks, “Alright, which one of you came first?” “Seriously!” shouts the chicken. “Here, too?!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Times Cuter

Times Cuter

April 5, 2026

A married couple was enjoying a dinner out when a statuesque blonde walked over to their table, exchanged warm greetings with the husband, and walked off. “Who was that?” the wife demanded. “If you must know, “the husband replied, “that was my mistress. “ “Your mistress? That’s it! I want a divorce!” the wife fumed.

Biggest Hotel Thief

Biggest Hotel Thief

April 5, 2026

Daughter: “Did you hear, dad, they have just caught the biggest hotel thief in Las Vegas!” Dad: “What hotel did he run?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Official Trip

Official Trip

April 5, 2026

A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add ‘e’ at the end of a word: “I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her. . !” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

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Giorgio Rushes

Giorgio Rushes

April 5, 2026

Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something

Bites Yes

Bites Yes

April 5, 2026

“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of

Trained Parrot

Trained Parrot

April 5, 2026

There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a

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