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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Officer I’d Recognize
April 5, 2026
A man was crossing the road when he was hit by a car, which then sped off. A police officer asked the injured man, “Did you get a look at the driver?” “No, “he said, “but I can tell you it was my ex-wife. “ “How do you know that?” asked the officer. “I’d recognize
Officer Stopped
April 5, 2026
A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer, “the man began, “I can explain. “ “Just be quiet, “snapped the officer. I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back. “ “But, officer, I just wanted to say…” “And I said to keep
She’s Bar Alcoholic
April 5, 2026
“I want to divorce my wife. “ “On what grounds?” “She is out all night, every night, going from bar to bar. “ “Are you saying she’s an alcoholic or do you think she’s cheating?” “No, she is looking for me. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order
Real Cowboy
April 5, 2026
A young woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a man wearing a cowboy hat. “Excuse me sir but are you a real cowboy?” The man says, “Well I have a ranch and horses. I go to rodeos and raise cattle and other livestock, so yes I suppose I’m a real cowboy.
Difficulty None
April 5, 2026
“I heard you have been to Spain recently. Knowing you don’t speak Spanish very well, did you face any difficulty?” “None at all, however those who listened to me sure did. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Jeep Stuck
April 5, 2026
During training exercises, the Lieutenant was driving down a muddy back road when he encountered another car stuck in the mud, with a red-faced Colonel at the wheel. “Your jeep stuck, sir?” asked the Lieutenant as he pulled alongside. “Nope, “replied the Colonel, coming over and handing him the keys, “yours is!” This joke is
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a