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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Exchange Sandwiches
April 5, 2026
Two lawyers arrived at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and begin to eat. Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, ‘Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches here! ‘ The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches. This joke
Entire Meal
April 5, 2026
After eating his entire meal, an elderly man motioned for the server. When the server approached him, he asked for the manager. He explained he would not pay for the meal. The manager responded by contacting the police. When the police arrived, they heard the complaint and responded to the senior, “You need to pay
Geography Homework
April 5, 2026
A little boy was doing his geography homework one evening and turned to his father and said, “Dad, where would I find the Andes? “Don’t ask me, “said the father. “Ask your mother. She puts everything away in this house. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it
Burnt Black Waiter
April 5, 2026
At a restaurant… Customer: “This steak is burnt black!” Waiter: “Yes, sir. A mark of respect, sir. Our cook died yesterday. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Smith Added Yet
April 5, 2026
When he was finished with the bulk of the changes, Mr. Smith added yet one more stipulation to his will: that he be buried at sea. He explained, “That’s just in case my wife makes good on her threat to dance on my grave. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes.
Engaged Yet
April 5, 2026
Dave was almost 30 years old and while most of his friends were already married,Dave just bounced from one relationship to the next. Once a friend asked him, “What’s the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can’t you find anyone who suits you?” “No, “Dave replied. “I meet a
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a