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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Aggressive Youngster
April 5, 2026
Damien was being severely scolded by his father for fighting. “Now, Damien” said his angry father, “This will not do! You must learn that you can’t have everything you want in this life. There must always be give and take. “ “But there was Dad!” protested the aggressive youngster. “I gave him a black eye
Turtle Soup Yes
April 5, 2026
“Waiter, it’s been half an hour since I ordered that turtle soup. “ “Yes, sir, but you know how slow turtles are. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Conclusions Yeah
April 5, 2026
A small boy came running downstairs, shouting, “Mom! Mom! I cleaned my room without being told!” “Well, “said the mother, “that’s wonderful! Thank you very much. It will save me a lot of trouble, and it shows you are growing up. “ “Yeah, but, Mom, “said the boy, “don’t jump to conclusions. “ I don’t
Guess Which
April 5, 2026
A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Mom, I’m going to bring over 3 girls and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry. “ The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three women into
Frog Sound
April 5, 2026
One day a boy asked his grandpa “grandpa make a frog sound” The grandfather asked why? The boy said, “Grandma says when you croak we are going to Hawaii” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Widdle Bwown Wabby
April 5, 2026
The new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there. Well, sir, “is the reply, “as you know, there are 250 men here
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a