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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Others George
April 5, 2026
George, who had a wife and 8 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home. George was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house. When he said he had 8 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt
Given Family-Car Privileges
April 5, 2026
A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges. One Friday night she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning. At 11:30 am the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked
Wooden Leg
April 5, 2026
A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg. The farmer said, “That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw. “ “So why does he have a wooden leg?” the tourist asked. “One night, our house caught on fire, and he came inside and woke us all up.
Tricycles Toys
April 5, 2026
Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture out onto the driveway. Shortly after followed the lawnmower, a few gardening tools and a bicycle. A curious neighbor wandered over and asked if he was going to have a garage sale. “No, “replied the gentleman, “my son just bought
Disgruntled Diner Summoned
April 5, 2026
The disgruntled diner summoned his waiter to the table, complaining, “My oyster stew doesn’t have any oysters in it. ““Well, if that bothers you, then you better skip dessert, “replied the waiter. “It’s an Angel food cake. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Several Ideas
April 5, 2026
At a fancy reception a young man was asked by a widow to guess her age. “You must have some idea, “she urged as he hesitated. “I have several ideas, “he admitted with a smile, “the trouble is that I don’t know whether to make it ten years younger because of your looks or ten
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a