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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Neither Wifi Nor
April 5, 2026
Teacher: “Complete the following sentence, ‘Early to bed and early to rise… ‘“ Student: “… This Man has neither WiFi nor Wife!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Purse Hands
April 5, 2026
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angelis to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The
Spiked Hair Nose
April 5, 2026
A teenage boy with spiked hair, nose ring, and baggy clothes was overheard telling a friend, “I don’t really like to dress like this. “ “Then why do you?” asked the friend. “It keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere with them. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can
Arsenic Ma’am
April 5, 2026
A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. “Ma’am, what do you want with arsenic?” “To kill my husband. “said the woman. “I can’t sell you arsenic to kill a person!” The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position. The man is
Rearview Mirror
April 5, 2026
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions. “Don’t know how to get there, “the woman said. He got back in his car and pulled away. Then he heard voices. He looked in his
I’ll Recognize
April 5, 2026
A young girl was so nervous about the cruise that immediately after being shown to her cabin, she headed for the bar. Four hours later she bumped into a steward. “Excuse me, “She said hiccupping, “I can’t seem to find my cabin. “ “I’ll be glad to help you, ma’am. What’s the number?” “I am
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a