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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Walter’s Mother-In-Law
April 5, 2026
Today Walter picked up his mother-in-law at the airport. She’s getting a little up there. Walter’s mother-in-law at the age where she doesn’t remember things too well. So, when Walter saw her, he said, “Thanks for coming. Have a nice flight!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it
Example Mitchell
April 5, 2026
Mitchell said to his doctor, “I’m having serious problems with my memory. “ The doctor said, “Give me an example. “ Mitchell said, “The other day I spent two hours in a multi-story car park trying to remember where I’d parked my car. “ The doctor laughed and said, “That’s nothing to worry about, we’ve
Happen Sure Beats
April 5, 2026
“Doc, Doc!” the man yelled. “I’ve got cucumbers growing out of my ears!” “My goodness!” exclaimed the doctor. “How did that happen?” “Sure beats me. I planted carrots. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Catch Yourself
April 5, 2026
An inmate at the local detention center was sitting in his cell playing solitaire. Another inmate was watching. Finally the kibitzer spoke up, “Wait a minute. I just caught you cheating yourself. “ “Shhh! Don’t tell anybody but for years I’ve been cheating at solitaire. “ “You don’t say! Did you ever catch yourself cheating?”
Rock Band Fronted
April 5, 2026
Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it. Patient: What’s the Cure? Doctor: It’s an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let’s try to stay focused… This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Officer Laughs
April 5, 2026
A woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a corrections officer, “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!” The officer laughs, saying, “Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!” “That’s not true!” she shouts. “He just told me he has been digging a
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a