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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Help Desk Technician
April 5, 2026
A new employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with her password. “The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars, “she says. “Those asterisks are to protect you, “the Help Desk technician explains, “so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn’t be able to read
Trainee Shouts
April 5, 2026
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone, “Get me a coffee, quickly!” The voice from the other side responded, “You fool you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?” “No, “replied
Political Science Major
April 5, 2026
A college student said to his mother, “I decided that I want to be a political science major and that I want to clean up the mess in the world!” “That is very nice, “muted his mother. “You can go upstairs and start with your room. “ This joke is included in the Black Book
College Abroad Sent
April 5, 2026
A young man studying in a college abroad sent this SMS to his father: Dear dad, no mon, no fun, your son. The father replied: Dear son, too bad, so sad, your dad. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Screamed Hortz
April 5, 2026
A mortician was working late one night examining dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried. As he examined the body of Mr. Hortz, who was about to be cremated, he was amazed. Hortz had the longest ‘member’ he had ever seen! “I’m sorry, Mr. Hortz, “said the mortician, “but I can’t send
Cut Down
April 5, 2026
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can’t cut me down, “the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a