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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
The Grave of an Honest Man – Visiting Graveyard
April 5, 2026
A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read: “Here lies John Smith, a lawyer and an honest man. “ “How about that!” he exclaimed. “They’ve got three people buried in one grave. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Wallet Packed
April 5, 2026
“Last Sunday I found a wallet packed with money by the church. “ “Did you give it back?” “Not yet. I’m still trying to decide if it’s a temptation from the devil or the answer to a prayer. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Across Again Frog
April 5, 2026
A guy goes to see the doctor, because he’s a little too well-endowed. In fact, it’s 25 inches long and he can’t get any women to have sex with him. Anyway, the doctor says there’s nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be able to help. The witch
Heaven I’ve Met
April 5, 2026
An American was despairingly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. “Thank heaven I’ve met someone, “he cried. “I’ve been lost for the last week. “ “Is there a reward out for you?” asked the Scotsman. “No, “said the American. “Then
Lover Stupid Glared
April 5, 2026
The woman was in bed with her lover and had just told him how stupid her husband was when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband. He glared at her lover and bellowed, “What are you doing?” “There, “said the wife, “didn’t I tell you he was stupid?” This joke is included
Drink Guinness
April 5, 2026
Guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex. “I think my privates are too small. “he says. The doctor asks him which drink he prefers. “Well, Lager, “he replies, quite bemused. “Ah. There’s your problem. It shrinks things, those Lagers. You should try drinking Guinness. That makes things grow. “
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a