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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Whistle Applause Natural
April 5, 2026
“Doc, every time after sex I hear a whistle. “ “What’s your age?” “70. “ “You know, this is very natural. It would be strange if you heard applause… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Bus Driver – Blondes Wait
April 5, 2026
Two blondes wait at a bus stop. A bus pulls up and opens the door. One of the blondes leans inside and asks the driver, “Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?” The bus driver says, “No, I’m sorry. “ The other blonde leans inside and asks, “How about me?” This joke is included
Honor Since Counsel
April 5, 2026
A man had been crossing a street when a car slammed into him. The pedestrian sued the motorist, whose lawyer made the following statement at the end of the trial. “Your honor, my client was not at fault. He has been driving a car for thirty years, and has never had an accident, nor gotten
Shaky Voice Yes
April 5, 2026
An old woman walks into a sex shop, shaking. “Sir, “she asks in a shaky voice, “do you sell vibrators?” “Yes, ma’am. “ “And are they this big around and this long?” she asks in a shaky voice. “Yes, ma’am. “ “And they’re $42. 95?” she asks in a shaky voice. “Yes, ma’am. “ “How
Reception Gayle Again
April 5, 2026
As Gayle was getting to know Jim and his family, she was very impressed by how much his parents loved each other. “They’re so thoughtful, “Gayle said. “Why, your dad even brings your mom a cup of hot coffee in bed every morning. “ After a time, Gayle and Jim were engaged, and then they
Overdue Bill
April 5, 2026
A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client. A note was attached that stated: “This bill is one year old. “ By return mail the lawyer had his bill back. To it was attached a card which read: “Happy Birthday. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a