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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Bikers Extinguishes
April 5, 2026
Three tough-looking bikers stomp into a truck stop where a grizzled old-timer is having breakfast. One of the bikers extinguishes his cigarette in the old guy’s pancakes. The second biker spits a wad of chewing tobacco into his coffee. The third biker dumps the whole plate onto the floor. Without a word of protest, the
French Bread
April 5, 2026
Three men, a Frenchman, an Italian, and a Jew, were condemned to be executed. Their captors told them that they had the right to have a final meal before the execution. They asked the Frenchman what he wanted. “Give me some good French wine and French bread, “he requested. So they gave it to him,
Sober Cause Alcohol
April 5, 2026
Doctor: “I am not exactly sure of the cause. I think it could be due to alcohol. “ Patient: “That’s OK. I will come back when you are sober. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Chat Between Mice
April 5, 2026
A chat between mice in the Lab. First mouse: “I finally got that scientist trained. “ Second mouse: “How so?” First mouse: “Every time I go through the maze and ring the bell, he gives me something to eat. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from
Budget Airline
April 5, 2026
A guy called a budget airline to book a flight. The operator asked: “How many people are traveling? “How should I know?” said the man. “It’s your plane!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Businessman Orders
April 5, 2026
A businessman finds that his neighbor in the first class cabin of his flight is a parrot. They take off and the flight attendant asks what they would like to drink. “Glenlivet on the rocks with a twist, “says the parrot. The businessman orders a coke. After waiting two or three minutes, the bird starts
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a