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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Crotchless Underwear
April 5, 2026
A husband and wife decide they need to spice up their sex life. The wife buys a pair of crotchless underwear, puts them on, and goes into the bedroom. She seductively asks her husband, “Hey Honey, do ya want some of this?” The husband takes one look at her underwear and replies, “Hell no! Look
Flight Attendant
April 5, 2026
A lady sitting in first class saw the cockpit door open, she was incredulous to see that the pilot was reading, very concerned she asked a flight attendant, “Miss, why is the pilot reading? Isn’t he supposed to be flying? “ The woman fainted when the flight attendant said, “oh well, he’s just studying for
Flight Control Center
April 5, 2026
The operator in the Flight Control Center asks the pilot:”Who is landing here?” The young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies and Instead of making any official requests to the tower, decided to make a joke: “Guess who, “- he asks. The controller in the Flight Control Center turns off
Choices Dinner Sure
April 5, 2026
Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and no. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Favorite Animal
April 5, 2026
A woman was visiting the zoo when she passed two workmen that were crying. “Why are you guys crying?” she asked. One replied, “One of the elephants just died. “ “The big elephant must have been your favorite animal in the zoo?” she asked. “No, Ma’am– love has nothing to do with it. The boss
Oscar Hollered Tom
April 5, 2026
Two roaches, Tom and Oscar, are hanging out next to a dumpster enjoying a snack. “Hey Tom” said Oscar to his friend, “You know that restaurant down the block? I went there yesterday to pick up some scraps, and I couldn’t believe how clean it was, I could practically see my reflection through the shiny
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a