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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Objection Lover Fuck
April 5, 2026
A woman asked her lover, “Would you keep fuck me that much even after marriage? He replied, “Sure dear, if your husband had no objection. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Less Expensive
April 5, 2026
Visiting a genealogist, a man asked how much it would cost to have his family tree traced. “It could cost thousands of dollars, “said the woman. “I see. Well, isn’t there an easier way? A less expensive way?” “Sure, “she replied. “Run for president. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes.
Canoe Gracie
April 5, 2026
Gracie was driving down the road in her pickup truck when she spotted a blonde sitting in a canoe in the middle of a corn field. She slammed on her brakes and swerved into the cornfield. Pulling up beside the blonde, she rolled down her window and shouted, “Hey! What do you think you’re doing?!
Gas Cookers
April 5, 2026
A man jumps from a plane and as he descends pulls his parachute only nothing happens so he pulls his reserve and still no luck so as he contemplates flapping his arms like a bird when he spies a man coming up towards him. Calling out to the man “Do you know anything about parachutes?”
Magician Book Later
April 5, 2026
A guy wants to become a magician so he goes out and buys a magician book. Later he gathers his family around the living room for his first trick. Reading his new book he reaches into a bag and pulls out a hammer and to the amazement of his family hits himself in the head
Famous Sex Therapist
April 5, 2026
A famous sex therapist was on the radio taking questions when a caller asked, ‘Doctor, why do men always want to marry a virgin?’ To which the doctor responded, ‘To avoid criticism.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a