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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Offered Assistance
April 5, 2026
A man was walking through the grounds of a university one morning when he noticed a young blind woman struggling with her guide-Dog. The animal was resolutely pulling in one direction, she in another. When he offered assistance, the young woman replied, “No thanks, this is a family argument. The dog knows I’m supposed to
Crash Investigator
April 5, 2026
A blonde, not super-bright woman was learning to fly a helicopter. After two hours of great flying, she crashed. When asked by the crash investigator what happened, she said, “I got cold so I turned off the fan. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
French Monk Wrote
April 5, 2026
A French monk wrote a manifesto stating that every woman would agree to sell her body for money. The manifesto was read by the Queen of France and she invited the monk for a chat. “So, you’re stating that every woman would agree to sell herself?” “Yes. “ “Me too?” “Of course. “ “And how
Educational Psychologist
April 5, 2026
During a flight in an airplane, an educational psychologist was preparing his notes for one of the parent education seminars he conducted regularly. The elderly woman sitting next to him explained that she was returning home after having spent a month visiting her six children, seven grandchildren and ten great grandchildren. Then she inquired what
Good News, It’s a Train
April 5, 2026
A large two engine train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. “No problem, “the engineer thought, and carried on at half-power. Further on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill. The engineer decided he should inform the passengers
Viagra for the Shoes
April 5, 2026
An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two Viagra pills and demands that the pharmacist cut them in half. The pharmacist winks at him, “OK, but do you realize they won’t be as effective?” The old man says, “Listen sonny, I’m 80 years old. I don’t want them for sex but to get
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a