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Safe Vault

Safe Vault

April 5, 2026

The cleaning lady comes to the bank manager… “Can you please give me the key to the safe vault?” “What?! What for?” “It’s always so time consuming to have to use my hairpin in order to clean it!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Guitar Chased Steve

Guitar Chased Steve

April 5, 2026

What a strange day for Steve today! First, he found a hat full of money. Then he was chased by an angry man with a guitar… This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Dog Poop

Dog Poop

April 5, 2026

Son comes home and yells: “Moooooooom! ! ! !” Mother shouts from the first floor: “If you want something, come up and tell me properly. I’m sick of your hollering. “ Son goes up and says: “Look, I stepped in dog poop. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can

Recovery Trip Huh

Recovery Trip Huh

April 5, 2026

“Is your boss there?” “No, he left on a trip. “ “A recovery trip, huh?” “I don’t think so… He took his wife with him!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Blondes Fell Down – Blondes Fell

Blondes Fell Down – Blondes Fell

April 5, 2026

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, “It’s dark in here isn’t it?” The other replied, “I don’t know; I can’t see. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Dentist I’ve

Dentist I’ve

April 5, 2026

Dentist: “This will hurt a little. “ Patient: “OK. “ Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

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Giorgio Rushes

Giorgio Rushes

April 5, 2026

Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something

Bites Yes

Bites Yes

April 5, 2026

“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of

Trained Parrot

Trained Parrot

April 5, 2026

There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a

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