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Chess Player Lookup

Chess Player Lookup

April 5, 2026

A guy runs with a machine gun into his wife’s chess club and yells: “Which of you nerdy scabs slept with my wife?”. A chess player lookup: “You know man, I don’t think your magazine will be enough. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Disco Fart Cute

Disco Fart Cute

April 5, 2026

At a disco: He: “Wow, what’s a cute girl like you doing in a corner all alone?” She: “I had to fart. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Name John Michael

Name John Michael

April 5, 2026

“Does she have a boyfriend?” “Yes, a rich, cute and clever one. “ “What’s the name?” “John, Michael and Bill. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Quantum Physics Theory – Students Talk

Quantum Physics Theory – Students Talk

April 5, 2026

Two students talk: “What are you reading?” “Quantum physics theory book. “ “But why are you reading it upside-down?” “It makes no difference anyway. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Candidate I’d Rather

Candidate I’d Rather

April 5, 2026

Interviewer: “So, tell me about yourself. “ Candidate: “I’d rather not. I kinda want his job. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Neighbor Bob

Neighbor Bob

April 5, 2026

“Mom, for some time I’ve had a relationship with our neighbor, Bob. “ “Bob, he could be your father… “ “But, mom, age is only a number. “ “Oh dear, that is not what I meant … “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

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Giorgio Rushes

Giorgio Rushes

April 5, 2026

Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something

Bites Yes

Bites Yes

April 5, 2026

“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of

Trained Parrot

Trained Parrot

April 5, 2026

There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a

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