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A young blonde walks into a bank to withdraw some money. “Can you identify yourself?” asked the bank clerk. The young woman opens her handbag, takes out a mirror, looks into it and says, “Yes, it’s me all right. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Two policemen are walking the beat when one says, ‘When I get home, I’m going straight upstairs and tearing off the wife’s underwear.’ “Feeling randy?” asks the other. “‘No, “says the first. ‘The elastic is killing me.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A husband and wife are walking down the street when a beautiful young woman blows the husband a kiss. “I met her last week, “explains the husband. “Professionally of course. “ The wife replies, “Which profession? Yours or hers?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A tourist in Sweden is drinking in a bar when a very sexy woman sits next to him. ‘Hello,’ he says. ‘Do you speak English?’ ‘Oh I speaking not much English,’ replies the woman. ‘How much?’ asks the man. The woman replies, ‘200 Kroner.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
Wife to husband: “One more word and I’m going straight back to mother!” Husband: “Taxi! !” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him “Do you have any luggage?” The photon replies, “Nope, I’m traveling light. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Husband: “Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger? Wife: “I clean the toilet seat…” Husband: “How does it help?” Wife: “I use your toothbrush!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Wife: Because I married the wrong man! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’ Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’ Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue. Forget it.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man walks into a pharmacy and tells the salesgirl that he’s looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls on the counter. The salesgirl says, confused, “Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons … Read more