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An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, “You’re in charge of sweeping. “ To the Scotsman he said, “You’re in charge of shoveling. “ And to the Chinese guy, “You’re in charge of supplies. … Read more
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I think I’ve found a man just like father!” Her mother replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises “Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!” The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide … Read more
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, “Business … Read more
Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They spend a fortune to rent all the equipment – the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. The first day they go fishing, but they don’t catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and … Read more
Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley’s head. “How do you like it?” asked the barber. “Seems quite fine, “said the redneck. “but how ’bout making it a little longer in the back?” This joke is included in the … Read more
Half dressed redneck couple sitting on a couch watching the news on TV with man’s arm around the woman. The man says “Lookit them homo-sekshuls are ruining the sanctity of our institution. “We oughta go to San Francisco just to show them liberals that marriage means one man, one woman. “ “Right, Darlin. “ The … Read more
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said “Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a police roadblock! ! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers! !” “Don’t worry, Bubba, “Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these beers … Read more
Two policemen are walking the beat when one says, ‘When I get home, I’m going straight upstairs and tearing off the wife’s underwear.’ “Feeling randy?” asks the other. “‘No, “says the first. ‘The elastic is killing me.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A husband and wife are walking down the street when a beautiful young woman blows the husband a kiss. “I met her last week, “explains the husband. “Professionally of course. “ The wife replies, “Which profession? Yours or hers?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.