Sharp Pain
A patient: Doctor, what is the first symptom of AIDS? A doctor : A sharp pain in the ass. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Strange Socks
Billy: “What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots! !” Drew: “Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Until He’s Older
A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing: “He’s such a sensitive child. Let’s wait until he’s older before we tell him you’re an accountant. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Become President
A loving couple was celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary, privately, at home with a couple of bottles of champagne. A bit tipsy and feeling very intimate the husband turns to his wife and asks, “Tell me truthfully, have you ever been unfaithful to me?” “Well, “she replied, “since you asked, to tell you the truth … Read more
Hottest Wives
A man was reading the newspaper during breakfast and said to his wife, “Look at this. Another beautiful actress is going to marry a football player who’s a total dope! I’ll never understand why the biggest jerks get the hottest wives. “ His wife said, ‘Thank you. ‘ This joke is included in the Black … Read more
Groom Broom
Two brooms are getting married. Before the ceremony, the bride broom says to the groom broom, “I think I’m going to have a whisk. “ The groom broom says, “How can that be possible? We haven’t even swept together!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Banister Warming Sliding
A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister. “What are you doing?” he asks. “Warming up your dinner. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Funny John
John asked his wife why she married him. Wife: “Because you are funny. “ John: “I thought it was because I was good in bed?” Wife: “You see? You’re hilarious. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Mute Friend Points
A man asks his mute friend what he wants in a woman. The mute friend points to his head. His friend says, “Yes, intelligence is important. “ Then, the mute friend rubs his thumb on the palm of his hand. His friend nods and says, “Certainly a woman with money would be nice. “ Then, … Read more
Company Knows Better
A mother and her son are sitting on an airplane, which is ready to take off. The son admires the parked plains’ through the window. At one point, he turns to his mother, who was reading a magazine, and pops the question: “Since big dogs have little dogs, and big cats have little cats, how … Read more