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Little Johnny was in his math lesson one day when his teacher asked him a question to see if he was paying attention. “If I gave you 40, “she began, “and you gave 10 to Mary, 10 to Suzan and 10 to Wendy, what would you have?” Johnny thought about this and then answered, “An … Read more
Miss Juliette,a not-too-bright young woman, had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a movie star. She didn’t find fame or glory, but she did encounter plenty of men willing to enjoy her plentiful charms, and soon she found herself called to testify in a divorce case. When it was her turn on the stand, … Read more
A couple goes to Madrid on vacation and eats at a famous local restaurant. The waiter tells them they have a delicious special every Sunday, so the couple orders the special. With great fanfare, the waiter brings out a large silver serving platter with two huge steaming rounds of meat, juices dripping. It smells delicious … Read more
One day the husband comes home from a hard day at work, and his wife says “Honey, there’s a problem with the kitchen sink. Can you take a look at it? He replies “What do I look like, a plumber?” Next day he comes home from work, his wife says “Baby I need you to … Read more
A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems like an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Finally his exasperated partner says, “What’s taking so long? Hit the damn ball!” The guy answers, “My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to … Read more
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some good news and some bad news, “God said. Adam looked at God and said, “Well, give me the good news first. “ Smiling, God explained, “I’ve got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you … Read more
Wife: Why do you go out on the balcony every time I start singing? Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep, “the wife replied, “in-laws. “ This … Read more
Little Mary is at her first wedding. When it’s over, she asks her mother, ‘Why did the lady change her mind?’ ‘What do you mean?’ asks mother. ‘Well,’ replies Mary. ‘She went down the aisle with one man and came back with another.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” She yells, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Everyone in the bar is now … Read more